Wordless Wednesday ~ Relaxation

you know me

cannot follow directions

thus the words you are reading

on this Wordless Wednesday post

but I have a story

it has to do with red wine

and a cat

this cat imperticular

cute ~ when he is sleeping

I shall start by saying my husband is a prince

as when he came home for lunch yesterday

he was faced with an enormous mess

you see this cute cat

jumped up on the mantle

and proceeded to knock a bottle of red wine

off said mantle

which landed on the hearth

and exploded all over the living room carpet

glass and wine everywhere

did I mention the carpet was taupe??

so like any good man

he poured water over the stain

then sucked up what he could with the shop vac

then went at it with carpet cleaner

and a scrub brush

you still there??

how did I find out about it you ask??

his Facebook status!

yup ~ really

this is what it said:

living room carpet is possibly dead

cat is going to be dead when wife gets home

wife is going to be in so much trouble when she gets home

with 12 comments and some "likes"

so ~ I stopped for some club soda on the way home

and poured it on 

and blotted and dabbed and blotted and dabbed

it no longer looks like a murder was committed in the living room

the cat is still alive

and the reason I am in trouble is I chose to display 

a bottle of red wine in the holder

and not white!

I am just thankful that neither of the pets were hurt

as I could only imagine cut paws 

with all the glass

the carpet is not toast

but you can tell where the bulk of it hit

I still have a couple of ideas up my sleeve

and I am on the hunt for wine in a plastic bottle

to put in my holder!

Hope you have a 

wonderful Wednesday

and don't forget to take some time

for you...

 

xo