you know me
cannot follow directions
thus the words you are reading
on this Wordless Wednesday post
but I have a story
it has to do with red wine
and a cat
this cat imperticular
cute ~ when he is sleeping
I shall start by saying my husband is a prince
as when he came home for lunch yesterday
he was faced with an enormous mess
you see this cute cat
jumped up on the mantle
and proceeded to knock a bottle of red wine
off said mantle
which landed on the hearth
and exploded all over the living room carpet
glass and wine everywhere
did I mention the carpet was taupe??
so like any good man
he poured water over the stain
then sucked up what he could with the shop vac
then went at it with carpet cleaner
and a scrub brush
you still there??
how did I find out about it you ask??
his Facebook status!
yup ~ really
this is what it said:
living room carpet is possibly dead
cat is going to be dead when wife gets home
wife is going to be in so much trouble when she gets home
with 12 comments and some "likes"
so ~ I stopped for some club soda on the way home
and poured it on
and blotted and dabbed and blotted and dabbed
it no longer looks like a murder was committed in the living room
the cat is still alive
and the reason I am in trouble is I chose to display
a bottle of red wine in the holder
and not white!
I am just thankful that neither of the pets were hurt
as I could only imagine cut paws
with all the glass
the carpet is not toast
but you can tell where the bulk of it hit
I still have a couple of ideas up my sleeve
and I am on the hunt for wine in a plastic bottle
to put in my holder!
Hope you have a
and don't forget to take some time